"Burn the witches!" This new level 0 funnel is a perfect adventure for playing a one-shot with your old friends while visiting over the holidays. A fanatical colony is starving and in turmoil, and looking for someone to blame for their hardships! When the PCs are accused of causing the crops to fail, there becomes only one means to stay their death sentences: face the dangers of their savage island, and recover the Holy Scythe of Mayflower stolen by the witch Abutit. If the PCs are successful, a ceremony of thanks will be served in their honor. If they fail, they will find themselves unwilling participants in the feast of the Gobbler Witch.